I'm bored and you suck

My hands may be small but I've got 2 strong fingers

I am about to blast your toilet do you have matches?

it's actually my only debate, should i wear white pants to the party

Just feel the fire with your mouth.

2009 is the year of optimization.

"I would never drink anything micholeb"
"my dad drinks it sometimes"
"ok I will drink it"

All the little Asian children are my little ninjas

Thursday 21.05.2009 11:05pm

Are you a gay cat Cappy?

Thursday 21.05.2009 11:04pm

Dude... NEVER TURN DOWN A CUPCAKE